I'M BACK, AND I COME WITH JUICE CLEANSE WISDOM

HI GUYS!!!! I’m back on that computer game. It turns out all I needed was a new battery, which I got and it fixed absolutely every horrible thing that was happening with my computer.

Now that I’m back in the beautiful world of Internet and computers I want to share with you guys this 3-day juice cleanse I did.

My friend and I decided to do an at home juice cleanse because it was way cheaper than the $200 each we’d pay to do a professional one and oh my god it was the grossest, hardest thing I’ve ever done. It sounds so easy right, a juice cleanse; drinking juice for 3-days seems like nothing. You’re getting your veggies and the recipes should be tasty right? Nope. It’s awful.

This cleanse I found was on the Dr.Oz website and he apparently had been doing it for 60 days so I thought wow; this cleanse is going to be dope, if he can do it for 60 days I can do it for 3.

For starters you have to drink 16 ounces of water with ginger and lemon in the morning and if you do too much ginger trust me it’s not easy to get down. Next you have to drink 5 juices and the juices fill up a whole jar so it’s a lot of liquid to consume in one day.

The first juice is super yummy and a blend of carrot and apple and is so tasty I could drink it everyday and it lead me to believe that the rest of the juices would be super yummy as well. When I made the second one I could barely get through it, the amount of kale and ginger and root vegetables you put in is a HUGE shock to the taste buds.

Sadly the rest of the juices were the same and we had to plug our noses and chug the juices without puking.

Luckily things got easier by the third day and we were able to change the recipes a little so they were edible. But oh my god juice cleanses are not for the faint of heart.  Our last night we finished the juices and had our strictly veggie dinner and half an hour later we were so hungry we made pizza…and put ham on it… But we finished the 3 days of juice so it’s aloud right?!

Probably not but wow that pizza was the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted.

For the 3 days we had been planning our big meal back on the solid food scene and decided on Bandidas, which is funny because it’s all vegetarian food but we went with it and got the BIGGEST burritos and topped them off with a cocktail because hey why not? It’s Saturday and we did a cleanse so we deserved something tasty and bad.